"JONAS WAC HOMEPAGE" :)

Welcome to my home page. I am a smart person and I lovei love my girlfriend, Diana. I have a dog and two whales. My hobbies include: whale riding, running, basketball, and raging on Xavi. This is my wac web page so it is not quite finished yet, I am just starting to play on it. As I learn more, I will be adding lots of whale stuff. I also want to thank MindSpring for being the best Internet service provider in the whole wide world, you guysRULE.!

HERE IS A LIST OF MY HOES.......

XAVI-HE IS MY HOE AND A HALF. HIS TWO LOVES ARE 1)HIS CATS 2)HIS POOL DANNY- HE LOVES TO GET MILKED BY THE FARM. NINJA- HE CAN BACK FLIP WHILE GIVEING HEAD. FLAKALA-.........WELL THE NAME SAYS IT ALL. CLEMENTE- LETS JUST SAY HE HAS A PORTABLE PULL UP BAR IN HIS PANTS. GABEY- IF HE DID NOT WEAR GLASSES HE WOULDN'T FIND MR.HAPPY. CHRIS- AKA CORN- _-_-_-_-> THE BEST CORN PICKER IN THE WEST. ALEX- AKA THE LOST BETTLE. HE HAS JUST ABOUT EVERY KNOW BUG IN HIS MUFF. HIS FAVORITE PHRASE-- ----AHHHHH CHIT CRAAP ZEBRA-->:( POOR GUY IS WUOOPED BY HIS MOM. AND EVEN THOUGH HE LOOKS NORMAL WE ALL KNOW HIS MOM BEATS HIM. (EEEEEDWARD COME AND GIVE YOLL MAMA A ASS RUBING). AND BEST OF ALL LETS NOT FORGET: WOLFY-- AKA THE ANKLE BITE BEAST. WITH HER SHE HOLDS A SMALL SECTION OF XAVIES COLOROIDS FOR THE ASPEN TRIP.

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Here are a few of my favorite web sites:

NHL Web Site
New Jersey Devils Home Page
MLS Web Site
New York Mets Home Page
Institute of Management Accountants (IMA)

That's all I have for now. When I have more spare time I will add more to the page.

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